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AI’s 5 most hilariously useless inventions: Selfie toilets, cat translators & other tech fails
May 1, 2025
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Artificial intelligence is supposed to make life easier, but sometimes it invents things so bizarre you’ll wonder if the robots are pranking us. From toilets that might post your bathroom selfies to moody robots that misread your vibe, here are five of the weirdest AI-driven patents that prove innovation doesn’t always equal intelligence.
Patents like US9657472B2 describe smart toilets with cameras and sensors to monitor your… ahem… health. While not explicitly designed for selfies, the tech could easily snap a photo mid-business. Imagine your toilet posting a bathroom mirror selfie with the caption “Living my best life ” before you even wash your hands. Bonus nightmare fuel: AI analyzes your waste for medical data, meaning your toilet knows more about your diet than your doctor.
This patent describes an AI system that learns your cat’s play habits and auto-adjusts laser patterns to “maximize engagement.” Translation: Your cat will chase a robot-controlled dot until the end of time, because AI doesn’t understand feline existential crises. Pet owners joked it’s the ultimate “I don’t have time for my cat” gadget-perfect for lazy millennials who’d rather TikTok than toss a feather toy.
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This AI-powered device claims to detect spoiled food by “smelling” it through electronic sensors. But let’s be real: If you need a robot to tell you your milk is chunky, you’ve got bigger problems. The patent even suggests pairing it with your smartphone so you’ll get alerts like “Your leftovers are plotting against you.”
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This gadget uses AI to analyze your cat’s meows and “translate” them into human phrases. Spoiler: It’s mostly nonsense. When tested, one device interpreted a hungry meow as “I crave the void” and a purr as “The human is acceptable… for now.” Critics called it a “$200 lie detector for cats,” but it’s still a hit with people who’d rather blame their cat’s attitude on AI glitches than their own poor litter-box hygiene.
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Disney patented soft, squishy robots that use AI to detect your emotions via cameras. If you’re sad, they’ll hug you. If you’re angry, they’ll retreat. The internet roasted the idea, imagining a bot misreading a user’s “I’m fine” face as “I’m one bad day away from burning this place down.” Result: The robot hides in a corner while you’re left wondering why a Mickey-shaped machine is judging your mental state.
Most are patent land grabs—companies staking claims on odd ideas to block competitors. Others exist because AI takes human whims too literally. Want to talk to your cat? Here’s a translator. Hate sniffing spoiled milk? Here’s a digital nose. The lesson? Be careful what you wish for… unless you want a toilet that livestreams your bathroom habits.
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